Geek Quotes

From The Board of Wisdom.

Top Ten

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

4. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

6. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

8. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

9. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

10. Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you